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A momma polar and baby polar bear are sitting on an iceberg eating fish.
The baby polar bear asks "Momma, am I part panda bear?" "No, son" she
replies, "youÕre a polar bear". The baby polar bear thinks about this
for a few minutes then asks "Momma? Am I part koala bear?" Slightly puzzled,
his mother replies more emphatically "No, son, you are all polar bear.
Now eat your fish." The baby polar muches on his fish a few mor minutes
then pipes up again. "Well momma, are you sure IÕm not part brown bear,
or grizzly bear, or sumpinÕ?" Perplexed, the momma polar bear answers
"Son, you are one hundred percent polar bear. Why do you ask?" "Because
IÕm freezing!"
All the jokes have been presented by website development department and collected from all over the Internet. The jokes for children are always hard to find that is why Evision hotel marketing has made a special section for children and their parents on this website.
Q. What kind of Key Opens a Banana?
A: a Mon-key.
Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear
to work?
A: A buzzness suit!
Q:
Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: To a calf-a tiria !
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why do elephants lie on their backs
with their feet in the air?
A: To trip birds.
Q: How did the jester slay the dragon with
his juggling act?
A: He left the dragon breathless.
Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to see his flat
mate!
Q:
Why is your nose always sad?
A: Because it is always being picked
on
Q:
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: Why did the man throw his buttered
toast?
A: To watch the butterfly.
Q: What do you get when you cross
a cat and a parrot?
A: You get a carrot!
Q: What is the biggest ant in the
world?
A: A giant!
Q: What do you call a frog with no
hind legs?
A: Unhoppy!!
Q: How do you fix a broken chimp?
A: With a monkey wrench!
Q: Where do cows go on Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies.
Q: Where do baby apes sleep?
A: In apricots. (APE-ri-COTS)
Q: What is the best kind of computer
bug?
A: Spiders . . . they make the best "web" sites.
Q:
Why did the bird fly north?
A: Because it was to far to walk.
Q:
What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your park bench?
A. Time to get a new bench.
Q: What do you call a skunk that flies?
A: A smellicopter!
Q:
What did the judge say when he saw the skunk in the courtroom?
A: "Oder in the court!!
Q:
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunn
Q: What kind of bird does construction
work?
A: The crane!
Q:
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps off, how many are left?
A: None, because the rest are copycats!
Q1: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: "Unique" up on him!
Q2: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The "tame" way!
Q: Want to hear a clean joke?
A: The pig was cleaned
Q: Why did
the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Q.Why
don't cows eat bananas?
A. Because they can't climb trees.
Q: What's black and white and has wheels?
A: A Giant Panda on roller skates
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Q:
What is a crowbar
A: A place were crows come to get
a drink!
Q:
What city do cows love most in the USA?
A: MOO York City
Ask
me if I am a tiger.
Are you a tiger?
Yup.
OK, ask me if I am kitten.
Are you a kitten?
No, I just told you I am a tiger!
Q:
Why can't the 3 bears get inside their house?
A: Goldi locks the door!!!!
Q:
Why did two pandas come to North America?
A: They heard the government was made
up of different branches!
A duck walks into a bar and asked "Got any grapes?" The bartender said
"No." The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said "No,
and if you ask me again I'll nail your feet to the floor. "The duck asked
"You got any nails?" The bartender said "No." So the duck asked "Got any
grapes?"
Q:
Why was the knight afraid of the bug?
A: Because it was a dragonfly!
Q:
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?
A: Three zebras fighting over a pickle!!!!
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the
bay?
A: Because they would be bagels.
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog! It croaks every night!
Q:
Why don't deer have uncles?
A: Because they only have antlers.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To get to the chick across the
street!
Q: Why do giraffes have such long
legs?
A: Because they don't like the smell
of their feet!
Q: What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant?
A: Sir!
Q: What did the bee say to the other
bee?
A: It's none of your BUZZness!
Q: What is a vampire's favourite bank?
A: A blood bank!
Q:
How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
A: Put it in your front yard!
Q.
What do you say to a dog before he eats?
A: Bone appetite!
Q: What do you call a bear with no
ear?
A: A bee ("b") !!!
Q: There were 7 copy cats in a box.
One jumped out. How many were left?
A: None they were copycats
Q:
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: The pig fell in the mud.
Q:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I-have-no-eye-deer! (I have no idea!!)
Q:
What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrple!
Q:
What do you call six ducks in a crate?
A: A box of Quackers.
Q:
Why is it hard to talk to a ram?
A: Because he kept on butting in!
Q:
What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!
Q:
Do you think we should swim here? I heard there were crocodiles!
A: It's okay. The sharks will scare them away!
Q:
What is a mouse's favourite game?
A: Hide and squeak!
Q:
How do you make a milkshake
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.
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A vampire bat came
flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on
the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats
smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told
them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until
finally he gave in. "Okay, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave
with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across
a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all
the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree
over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDNÕT!"
Q:
Why did the bird fly north?
A: Because it was to far to walk.
Q:
What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: What time is it when an elephant
sits on your park bench?
A. Time to get a new bench.
Q: What do you call a skunk that flies?
A: A smellicopter!
Q:
Why don't deer have uncles?
A: Because they only have antlers.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To get to the chick across the
street!
Q: Why do giraffes have such long legs?
A: Because they don't like the smell
of their feet!
Q: What do you call a hamster that
can pick up an elephant?
A: Sir!
Q: What did the bee say to the other
bee?
A: It's none of your BUZZness!
Q: What is a vampire's favourite bank?
A: A blood bank!
A man walks in to
the pet store and says to the shop owner," I want to buy a Wasp."
The store owner looks at the man and replies," Hey buddy, we're a
pet shop, we don't sell Wasps."
"Sure you do" says the man," There's one in your window."
Q:
How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
A: Put it in your front yard!
Q.
What do you say to a dog before he eats?
A: Bone appetite!
Q: What do you call a bear with no
ear?
A: A bee ("b") !!!
Q: There were 7 copy cats in a box.
One jumped out. How many were left?
A: None they were copycats
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